Really life? I need this now?
I went out to my car today to find a large crack in my wind shield, to make it even worse is that it is a least a foot long.
Was it there two days ago when I last drove it? No.
Has it moved from it's parking space since two days ago? No.
Where did you come from? Nowhere.
I hate you windshield.
In fact, I can't afford to fix you.
{So hopefully you pass inspection}
I don't know what I'll do if you don't.
